don't dish it if you can't take it

i helped my friend celebrate his birthday today and we had a friendly game of bowling. naturally, we talked hella trash. you know how brown people do. we talk ish for the hell of it. keep it interesting. but it's not real. and it's all in fun. until you encounter someone who can dish it but can't take it. it annoys me. this chick had me ready to pimp slap her. i guess that means i'm getting my angry/violent tendencies again. time for some refinement!

but back to this chick. she jumped ship because she said we sucked and then got mad when we beat the crap out of her team. and she talked stuff the entire time and when we started serving it back to her, she got mad, quit the game and shut down our lane. really? what the frak? i can't stand a sore loser. i mean seriously, pull up your big girl panties and suck that ish up!

i have an associate that is like that. i actually watched her have a fricking tantrum because i was beating her in a game. she whined and pouted and acted like a frickin toddler. i don't know how to process that kind of behavior. we're grown people. i really need you to act your age and not your shoe size!!!! needless to say, i will never play a game with her again. i play to win and i usually do but if i don't, i know how to say good game and take my beating like a champ!

so, i'm going to offer some sage wisdom. stop trying to dish that shit out if your ass can't take it. do we understand each other? sore losers can kick rocks. and just to piss you off even more, i'm going to ask, how does that loss taste in your mouth? sucka!